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Sex with Boris Johnson and Other Catastrophes

£7.00

Updated and expanded version of the Sex with Theresa May and Other Fantasies pamphlet. Limited edition of 200 copies for the 2019 election. Free to Patreon members.

“IN TOUGH TIMES, EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE THEIR
SHARE OF THE PAIN.” THERESA MAY, 2012

“VOTING TORY WILL CAUSE YOUR WIFE TO HAVE BIGGER BREASTS AND INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF OWNING A BMW.” BORIS JOHNSON, 2010

“WHEN YOU’RE A STAR THEY LET YOU DO IT. YOU CAN DO
ANYTHING.” DONALD TRUMP, 2016

“EROTICISM IS THE DOMAIN OF VIOLENCE,
OF VIOLATION.” GEORGES BATAILLE, 1957

Starring, in order of appearance:

THERESA MAY
BORIS JOHNSON
BOB DIAMOND
VLADIMIR PUTIN
DONALD TRUMP
KEVIN SPACEY
PRINCE HARRY
ANDRE BRETON
PETER ANDRE
DC MILLER
PAMELA ANDERSON
SAUL ADAMCZEWSKI
SCARLETT JOHANSSON